It was as if he were this bright light and you had to shield your eyes. He was so handsome, it was hard to look at him directly. The girls love him almost as much though, as evidenced by the following quote:

Paul Sexton – winner of the Most Appropriate Surname award, brings a different girl back to the dorm at Brown each night, tanned, athletic, no one could ever love him as much as he loves himself.

Monique – transfer student from Paris, has a talent for making guys drool, token tease / is she or isn’t she going to sleep with every guy she meets?.

Kelly Boone – captain of the varsity basketball team, Carly’s friend since she joined the team, younger sister of token bad boy.

Billy Boone – known for wild parties and drinking, older brother of Kelly, bad boy with a motorbike.

Kyle – drives a dented Volkswagon van, hippie tie dye meditative type, other half of Kyleandsuzanne (one word).

Suzanne – friend of Carly, hippie tie dye meditative type, one half of Kyleandsuzanne (one word).

Carly – good girl, tragic background, overprotective mother, token virgin.

Our victims contestants in this Mother’s Day special are:

So, here we are again at Camp Crystal Lake for another fun game of Who’s Going to Survive This Massacre? The first of five Friday the 13th young adult novels, we appear to begin our killing spree somewhere after Jason Goes to Hell in the Voorhees-verse timeline, with our mate Jason safely tucked away in Hell, a great place for slasher movie villains to hang out, have a barbecue and plan their next outing.

Mother's Day by Eric Morse